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seventhelement:

scibot9000:

I’ve noticed that the way cr1tikal talks kind of resembles an Aperture Science Personality Core

I GLaDOS-ified his voice from this video and I have to say I think it works (aside from my own lazy editing)

sci you are a beautiful fucking human being

#cr1itkal #portal

"I’m not a model, the camera just went off on it’s own"

"I’m not a model, the camera just went off on it’s own"

#Delsin rowe #blowing smoke #infamous #infamous second son

dajo42:

literally like. i’m not ~~~attracted to~~~ my friends but. they’re all attractive. like, wow. fuck. i am surrounded by hot people. i hope other people see how hot my friends are. i hope they see us in a group and are like “holy shit. so many hot people. hot as stars. that’s less of a clique and more of a constellation”

via zinnsoldat (originally dajo42)

#oh no it's me #ALL MY FRIENDS ARE GORGEOUS #it's crazy #like damn what magazine did you step out of

Mom Is Reading A Book To Her Baby

  • Baby:"T-T. . .Th-"
  • Mom:"What are you saying?"
  • Baby:"Th. . . the-"
  • Mom:"The end? Are you trying to say 'The End'?"
  • Baby:"T-The. . . THE LIBERATION OF ROMA HAS BEGUN."
via velociraptur (originally s-p-a-n)

#jfc #ezio auditore #asscreed #the queue of a living thing molded by my own hand

tinymediaempire:

"we can no longer protect you forever."by Daniel Danger24x36” five color screenprint. 2014Thursday 8/21/14: im posting this new print on tumblr, twitter, and instagram. reblog, retweet, or instagram this image with the title and #danieldanger and i, through some very scientific means, will pick one random follower who does this from each service on monday and send them a personalized copy for free. sound good? cool. shameless? yes.

tinymediaempire:

"we can no longer protect you forever."
by Daniel Danger
24x36” five color screenprint.
2014

Thursday 8/21/14: im posting this new print on tumblr, twitter, and instagram. reblog, retweet, or instagram this image with the title and #danieldanger and i, through some very scientific means, will pick one random follower who does this from each service on monday and send them a personalized copy for free. sound good? cool. shameless? yes.

via grromov (originally tinymediaempire)

#inspiration #divine inspiration

demonshower:

demonshower:

Nothing is quite as relaxing as a good game of Skyrim

My horse is on fire

(Source: trickygod)

via ladysmaragdina (originally trickygod)

#Skyrim #the queue of a living thing molded by my own hand

daaud:

i just found out daud’s voice actor voices the wolf in the lion the witch and the wardrobe i cant believe this

via pansexual-bucky-barnes (originally daaud)

#increadible #alison #i think your bae has a theme going on #that or he's a fuckin furry

» To All Writers of Everything Ever

latenightspooky:

I need to rant about this:

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Also known as the best writing program ever! It’s a full-screen writing program!

So you open it up, and it looks like this:

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You’re thinking, “Ok, so what? It’s a screen with a picture. Whoopdie do.” But it get’s better! It’s customizable!

See that “appearance”? Click it.

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You can also use custom fonts that you have installed!

See that “music”? Click it.

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If you drag your own music into the folder, like so:

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You get this!:

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But wait! It gets better!

See “typing sounds”? You can change those too!

Perhaps the best is - YOU CAN USE ANY PICTURE FOR THE BACKGROUND. It will automatically fade it for you!

Seriously, guys, this tool is wonderful. You can use it for:

  • Research papers
  • Novel writing
  • Play writing
  • Short stories
  • Homework assignments
  • Ranting about your friends when they piss you off
  • Writing your shopping list

It auto-saves. It exports to .rtf. Hotkeys from Word for italicize, underlining, and bold work. You can print RIGHT FROM THERE.

And the seriously best thing ever?

It fits on a flash drive. The entire thing with added music is maybe 131MBs.

The bestest thing ever.

It’s free.

(Source: beenokle.com)

via billielurk (originally sin-ecdoche)

#did you write that down