• me as a pedestrian:[catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM
  • me driving:say your prayers
via velociraptur (originally graceebooks)

#the queue of a living thing molded by my own hand

leth-allan:

"There are too many female and LGBT characters in dragon age, now i’m not going to buy it :("

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#the queue of a living thing molded by my own hand

james-morixrty:

i get so confused when parents dont accept their teens asexuality like?? you dont want them to have sex ?,?? but when they dont want to have sex you flip out?/,?? like?? ,? choose a side?,? ?

via velociraptur (originally james-morixrty)

#the queue of a living thing molded by my own hand

» Dishonored themed asks!

dishonored-pendletwin:

  1. Favourite male?
  2. Favourite female?
  3. Least favourite male?
  4. Least favourite female?
  5. Favourite mission?
  6. Least favourite mission?
  7. OTP?
  8. NOTP?
  9. BROTP?
  10. Low or High chaos?
  11. Do you think Corvo is Emily’s dad?
  12. On a scale from 1-10 how badly do you want a sequel?
  13. Anything…

thiefconfessions:

“I’m a big guy but I just want to curl up in Garrett’s arms and listen to his voice.”
Submitted by anonymous.
Image credit: GIF by me.
I do too, fellow taffer! I’d love to have Garrett hold me and just talk…could listen to him 24/7 :) Thanks for the confession! Enjoy!
»»—Garrett’s Apprentice—>

thiefconfessions:

I’m a big guy but I just want to curl up in Garrett’s arms and listen to his voice.”

Submitted by anonymous.

Image credit: GIF by me.

I do too, fellow taffer! I’d love to have Garrett hold me and just talk…could listen to him 24/7 :) Thanks for the confession! Enjoy!

»»—Garrett’s Apprentice—>

#Alison #thief #garrett

templarsandhoes:

mslpf:

arnodorian:

templarsandhoes:

therealmeredithgray:

templarsandhoes:

Life Goals:

  1. Get drunk with Edward Kenway
  2. Have Desmond Miles make me a martini

3. Give birth to Connor Kenway’s 8 children.

what

4. Give birth to Edward Kenway’s 10+ children.

5. Indulge in a threesome with Edward and Arno and kiss their fucking thick lips

what

#yes to all #asscreed

true as fuck zodiac

  • aries:lovable but still a lil bitch
  • taurus:p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time
  • gemini:crayola as fuck
  • cancer:rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit
  • leo:cutest ever
  • virgo:really deep and doesn't take any shit
  • libra:weird as hell omg
  • scorpio:probably satan
  • sagittarius:cute and very sweet
  • capricorn:to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices
  • aquarius:charming but hella strange once you know them
  • pisces:even more crayola than gemini
via albinoburrito (originally lethalxlolita)

#awww #leo

adaftpunk:

So! If any of ya haven’t seen yet hey-christ made this really spiffy gifset and haethel made a really good point that the coloring for the gif that is on Garrett’s face really highlights all of Garrett’s scars. Me being bored and only slightly obsessed with screenshots felt like seeing if I had any that had a good view of all of his scars.

But yeah his eyebrow one is very apparent always being it is what seems the deepest cut also because part of it is on his eyebrow so part of it is framed by it. The same can be said for his lip that the scars itself are outlined by his stubble so it is obvious that it is there. 

Everything else is fairly light though they aren’t as deep as the cut was on his eyebrow and no stubble to outline it so it is easy to miss, but there is another cut leading to the corner of his mouth and what looks like 4 cuts heading up to his eye that stop short of hitting it, and along with those are the several cuts on his cheek heading and splintering off to where the other cuts are.

Any-who all of his face scars are from the Primal embedding itself into his eye as in prologue he didn’t have them

Have more reference stuff if you need, original size screenshots here if ya need them. Also feel free to ask for stuff if I don’t have it *goes back into hiding*

#man I really wanna play thief now dammit #I love all the games I love every kinda game #I just wanna play every game #thief 4

the-rageaholic:

So… apparently an early version of Thief 4’s trailer has leaked.
Why is this relevant?

Because it’s so early a build… that Garrett is actually voiced by Stephen Russell.
Marvel as a decent voice actor valiantly elevates bad material from the mire of narrative dissonance! Be gratified that he ultimately wasn’t professionally attached to this towering shitheap! Guffaw at the prospect of a Teef film!

(I also like that there’s now a somewhat coherent explanation for why that flashbomb thing was on the floor to begin with in all the other trailers)

#mmmmm #i'm not feeling the voice at all #it just doesn't feel right #I think cause half of it is me being used to a ''silky'' voice for a very smooth reboot? #and half cause it just appeals after watching/playing the game

badlitmakestheworldgoround:

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Bernadine’s has always had a thing for trees. Has she finally found a tree that’s the one for her? Fingers crossed things get filthy!

the perfect book to read after watching guardians of the galaxy i reckon. 

(suggested by the lovely jadziwine) (also closeup of the cover because it’s a work of art)  

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#nyKOL #NYKOL HELP I'M GOING TO DIE #nsfw

lindsaychrist:

this 15 second video changed my life

via uncledante (originally lindsaychrist)

#Tw: loud noises #I'M CRYING