lokis-booty:

Romantic things to say to your partner.

via zevranarinais (originally lokis-booty)

#oh no it's me

00-13:

lmao i dislike children with a fiery passion, but if one wants to talk to me or w/e im nice to it. its a child. it is completely dependent on its parent, and doesn’t know better.  It’s not it’s fault that it’s shitty. and kids usually grow out of their shit behavior. i did.

so be nice to children okay. even if ya dont like em.

via 2tonocean (originally 00-13)

#truth #the queue of a living thing molded by my own hand

sunfl0werpetal:

lilb2k14:

this lion really got eyelashes

this lion is prettier than i am

sunfl0werpetal:

lilb2k14:

this lion really got eyelashes

this lion is prettier than i am

(Source: wild-guy)

via versus-alvaro (originally wild-guy)

#the queue of a living thing molded by my own hand

thicccc:

new aesthetic: a fucking toilet mojito

thicccc:

new aesthetic: a fucking toilet mojito

(Source: klumtv)

via 2tonocean (originally klumtv)

So they picked up their armour, and they went to do battle.
With all of their demons, all their monsters from past lives.
They don’t run from this, like they did when they were kids.
Because to not have some battle scars is to never have lived.

(Source: dantesbooty)

via versus-alvaro (originally dantesbooty)

airspaniel:

drunkwario:

Anon hate from the late 1800’s.

What I love most about this is that this person was SO INCENSED at the recipient that they couldn’t even wait the days/weeks it would take for the mail to go through. No, they had to say “FUCK YOU” as soon as fucking possible and, AND, let the recipient that they were not done with the fuck you, nay, this was merely the first volley in what would undoubtably be a dressing down of Biblical proportions.

airspaniel:

drunkwario:

Anon hate from the late 1800’s.

What I love most about this is that this person was SO INCENSED at the recipient that they couldn’t even wait the days/weeks it would take for the mail to go through. No, they had to say “FUCK YOU” as soon as fucking possible and, AND, let the recipient that they were not done with the fuck you, nay, this was merely the first volley in what would undoubtably be a dressing down of Biblical proportions.

via anactualwerewolf (originally drunkwario)

#liz and marley tbh

veganvibez:

do you know how scary it is to acknowledge how strong your feelings are for someone and your brain is like “maybe you love them” and you’re like SHUT THE FUCK UP BRAIN YOU DONT KNOW SHIT

via zevranarinais (originally veganvibez)

#me with every character i love

cracked:

It’s about massaging more than just the glass balls.

Why Labyrinth Is Secretly About Masturbation

via waldosakimbo (originally cracked)

#good

zevransbutt:

connor kenway doesnt have a death date therefore he never died he is eternal

via zevranarinais (originally zevransbutt)

#connor kenway #he lives #asscreed

seelywights:

Riley always checks to see if you are as happy to go on a walk as she is 💖

via xfreischutz (originally seelywights)

#we're up all night to pet puppies #i love